January 2011
78 posts
Watchvoodoopuff:
Anouk loooves to play with Tigger. She knows just where to bite him for utter paralysis, to!
Poor Tigger. The Disney police are on their way
On Some Hipsters We Know
Rachael: So, they're hipsters?
Me: Ugh, yes. And they're young and wealthy, which is a hundred times WORSE!
Rachael: Oh gawd. So they blow their money on stupid stuff?
Me: Well, yeah, but they're hipsters, so they buy, like, expensive shit on Etsy.
Rachael: LOL So instead of hookers and alcohol they're buying $80 moustache tote bags and crocheted car covers for their porches.
From the Onion
God Almost Forgot To Kill Dave Elfman Of Boulder, CO Today
January 26, 2011 | ISSUE 47•04
BOULDER, CO—After a long day of hearing the prayers of His followers and controlling the seas and skies, God confirmed today He almost forgot to kill 43-year-old Boulder loan officer Dave Elfman, nearly derailing His plan for the universe. “It was on my to-do list, but I kept...
Liam Is Outside My Office
Me: Do you have chocolate or alcohol?
Liam: For you? No.
Me: Then get out
I Love My Monday Morning Emails
Hello honey!! I am for good mature man. As for myself, I am pretty Ukrainian lady. You fond of Ukrainian ladies?? We are not just pretty and clever, but very tolerant as well.. Ukrainian ladies? esteem family and tend to be with their beloved ones a great deal of right time.. It’s right time to meet each other! I’ll be waiting for you on international marriage site. Bye dear!! ...
Pardon Me, Ive Got Someone to Kill
WatchManocchio Gets Busted In Mob Connection
The Times They Are A Changing
Mana Collective is Hiring (Los Angeles)
Date: 2011-01-21, 1:07AM PST Reply to: gigs-jbpfv-2171856144@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
We are a medical marijuana collective that is looking for the best bud tender in LA. We also need a part time manager. Please email resume in the email not as an attachment. Please send a photo and write a few paragraphs why you want to work for...
“I never trust a man that doesn’t drink.”
– John Wayne (via whereisthecoool)
When you walk through a spider web
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